Blueberry coffecake

Coffee cake (or, as we call it here in the land where the Bong-tree grows, "breakfast cake" or "giant muffin") is beautiful to eye and tongue. It can be made better, however. Add fruit.

In the fall and winter I like to dice a fresh apple. In spring and summer I add a cup of thawed frozen blueberries. I fold them in after I combine the ingredients together, before I pour them in the pan. It takes a few minutes longer to cook, but wow. It almost makes me want to open a B&B so I can share it with the world.

And yes, that's a cast iron skillet. It makes a beautiful muffin.

Backward Biscuits

Sometimes we surprise the owl-cats with a backward day. We have dinner for breakfast and breakfast for dinner. This year the owl-cats got into metaphysical tangles about what would actually constitute an opposite day, but truly, what can we expect with a philosopher in the house?

This year, neither Owl nor I could stomach the thought of hamburgers for breakfast, so we made biscuits and gravy, which, in our habitat, is more dinner-like than breakfast-like. It was a hit, as was the rule that the owl-cats had to watch Phineas and Ferb before touching their homework.

This biscuit recipe is a white-flour indulgence. Every attempt I have made at adding whole grains has altered their flakiness.

Warm Buttermilk Biscuits
Adapted from any old biscuit recipe you can find. Again, we bake at 4500 feet, so if these don't rise as they should, you may need more leavening--many recipes call for baking powder as well, which we have found to be redundant.

2 cups flour (not whole-wheat, sorry)
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
4 tablespoons cold butter, cut into 8 chunks
1 cup buttermilk

0. Heat oven to 450 degrees.
1. Sift together dry ingredients (flour, salt, baking soda) in large bowl or twirl in food processor (with steel blade) a few times.
2. Cut in butter with fork, pastry blender, or by chugging the food processor around 8 times. You want the butter to still be cold. You also want some of the butter to still be in visible chunks, ranging from pea-sized to half that size.
3. Stir in buttermilk. (So if you used the food processor, dump the mixture from step 2 into another bowl.) Don't stir too much. Some of the flour will still feel two dry.
4. Dump it all out on the counter and knead until it comes together and is smooth. It will take about 10 turns to get it that way. You may need to adjust flour/buttermilk if they are too dry or too wet.
5. Roll into a rectangle, 1/2 inch thick (or thicker if you like tall biscuits). Using a round cookie cutter (or mason jar ring or glass), cut out biscuits, reforming leftover dough to cut out more. Alternately, you can just use a knife and cut into squares. Place on ungreased cookie sheet.
6. Bake 8-10 minutes.
7. Serve hot. Take one quickly before the others disappear. Butter and strawberry jam make this into dessert.

Coffee Cake (High Altitude)

I grew up calling this breakfast cake, since it’s eaten for Sunday breakfast (or, if church is late enough, brunch). But then Cat didn’t want to make dessert for Sunday evening, since we’d already had cake for breakfast. I’ve taken to calling it a pan-muffin, since it bears the same relationship to a muffin as a cake does to a cupcake. (The name isn’t perfect, but I can’t think of anything better. Ideas?) In any case, it makes for a perfect Sunday breakfast with an omelette and a bowl of fresh fruit.

It really is just a giant muffin. You make your favorite muffin batter and pour it into one pan instead of little cups. And, just as muffins can be anything from sawdust-and-glue bricks to poundcake monsters, so too can a pan-muffin be a “health food” or a millstone of trans fat and refined carbohydrates. Or it can be good.

There are many different ways to make this. You can fill it with fruit—blueberries, mandarin oranges, apple slices; you can mix in applesauce or overripe bananas; you can top it with pecans and butterscotch. (I like to mix an apple chopped into small pieces. If you do this, it may take a little longer to cook.) You can do any of the muffin variations in your cookbook. But the quintessential pan-muffin is a streusel topping over a not-too-sweet cake.

The streusel is tricky. If the clumps are too thick, they’ll sink into the cake (which makes a nice marbled effect, but leaves the top naked). The trick is to make a fine layer; the finely chopped nuts help with that. (If they’re chopped finely, they don’t overwhelm the texture.)

This recipe was developed at 4,000 feet. I know it works here. Let me know if it works where you live.

Pan-muffin

The perfect Sunday breakfast.

Dry stuff:
2 cups flour (I use 1 cup pastry wheat flour and 1 cup all-purpose)
¼ cups sugar
½ t salt
½ t soda

Wet stuff:
¼ cup oil (or, better, melted butter)
2 eggs
1¼ cups buttermilk

Streusel:
2 T melted butter
½ cup brown sugar
¼ cup oats or blended nuts

0. Preheat the oven to 375.
1. Mix the dry stuff together.
2. Mix the wet stuff together.
3. Stir the wet stuff into the dry stuff.
4. Pour the batter into a greased 8x8 pan.
5. Mix the streusel together.
6. Sprinkle the streusel on top.
7. Bake for 30 minutes.